Hookers Overdose in Popular Nightclub

The Vanilla Unicorn is world renowned for it's crazy drug-fuelled parties that allegedly involve massive orgies with prostitutes. The police found two dead prostitutes in the lap-dancing room, along with three male executives.

LSPD stated that they believe the clients were having an orgy with the prostitutes and doing 'lines' of cocaine off of the ladies butt-cracks. While an autopsy revealed that the women had 1 kilo of cocaine present in their systems, and subsequently overdosed.

The Vanilla Unicorn's owner, Heisenberg officially stated yesterday, "Hereby all employees at the Vanilla Unicorn will be subject to monthly drug tests. Security cameras will be installed to assure no sexual contact will occur between employees and customers". He concluded by saying, "It sounded like it was a hell of a party!"

-Ridge55, Weazel News