Drunken Officer Attacks Overreacts to Argument

At a booze-fuelled private party this Friday night, a dispute broke out that involved a shot-gun, between civilians an officer named King-John took place. Reports confirm that there was a dispute between local authorities and party goers between which sport was the best, baseball or golf.

One witness asserted, “We were all completely wasted on some alcohol that was there, we decided baseball was better, and that pissed [Officer] king off, who then pulled out a shotgun and stumbled around aiming at us”.

Officer King stated in his defence, “ I was being threatened with melee weapons”, and when asked what weapons were drawn, he stated “ I don't remember, one was a knife one was a gulf club, and a baseball bat.”.The officers statements lined up with witness accounts, although he denied consuming alcohol. It sounds like the Officer may have ‘shot-gunned’ one to many, no pun intended.

-Josh 51660, Weazel News